You spot a suspicious shadow on your pristine front lawn via the doorbell camera at 6:00 AM, capturing the exact moment a neighbor’s golden retriever leaves a calling card while the owner casually keeps walking without breaking stride.
Now you are left pacing your own porch like a homicide detective, reviewing high-definition footage of a stranger in neon windbreakers violating your turf.
You debate whether to print 8×10 glossy stills and pin them to the neighborhood association board or simply deploy a passive-aggressive “Please Respect Our Yard” sign that looks like a military warning zone.
