The “Hovering Tailgater” on the Two-Lane Highway

Driving down Highway 87 is supposed to be a scenic cruise, but inevitably, someone decides your rear bumper is the perfect place to park their oversized truck. There you are, doing a reasonable speed, enjoying the view of the dunes, while your rearview mirror is entirely filled with the aggressive chrome grille of an impatient driver.

Hovering Tailgater

They don’t pass you, even when the dotted line says they can. Instead, they just hover, riding your tail and pulsing with a frantic mainland energy that completely clashes with the coastal vibe. It turns a relaxing drive into a high-stress game of “back off.” If you’re in that much of a rush to get to the ferry or the beach house, start your trip ten minutes earlier. Otherwise, back off and enjoy the scenery like the rest of us.


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Kelly
Kelly is a devoted mother of three, a supportive spouse to a retired Army Green Beret, and an adventurous world traveler. With a passion for education, she excels as a dedicated math teacher, inspiring students with her patient and innovative approach to learning. Kelly’s love for community and storytelling shines through in her frequent contributions to CrystalBeach.com, where she shares insights, experiences, and local highlights. Her ability to balance family life, a rewarding career, and global exploration makes her a remarkable role model and valued member of every community she touches.

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